he says he can fix it, but he never fixes a social issue or the economy.
boys= nasty and dress bad
me= somehow still likes boys and is disappointed in myself and thinks i should do better
Stop condemning female characters for having the exact same traits that your favorite male characters have.
England: what are you doing
America: getting rid of u lmao
My boyfriend broke up with me and my 80 year old, 5 foot tall, Indian grandmother told me that “there are lots of men…”
I thought she was then going to say “…in the sea” but she said “…they’re like flies” and made a disgusted face.
She hates flies.
So I’m moving into a new apartment, and I was told that the room had been damaged, but nothing could have prepared me for the fact that someone had carved Li Shang’s head out of the bathroom door and written “We must defeat the Huns!” on it.
you should’ve been prepared.
some muggleborn like “i want to be an astronaut when i grow up!”
wizard kids like “wtf is an astronaut”
"oh you know…the people who go to the moon"
I was wearing my Gryffindor shirt while Christmas shopping and there was this cute guy in a Slytherin hat and we made eye contact and he looked me up and down and said “10 points to Gryffindor” and winked at me and normally I hate being hit on but damn boy that’s the way to do it
straight boys are weak and pathetic, queer girls walk into the ladies changing room and see ten women naked, do they stare? do they say something inappropriate? do they make them uncomfortable? no because they have the common fucking sense to recognise when a situation is sexual and that people deserve the most basic level of respect to not be harassed, yet here we are banning shorts and low cut tops in school because straight boys are weak and pathetic
they're going to need your biological sex so how should they ask that in a way that doesnt hurt anybody? they can't not ask that, can they?
I never said they couldn’t? I said “male or female” isn’t actually how biological sex works, and it makes me uncomfortable when people insist that that is how it works or that genderqueer/nonbinary/transgender/intersex individuals can’t be angry or uncomfortable with forms (even medical forms… ESPECIALLY medical forms because you’d think doctors would know better) that reinforce the idea that physical sex only works in two seperate boxes as opposed to the spectrum it actually is. I, and anyone else that is a member of the aforementioned community, understand that it’s important for doctors to know what genital and chromosome configuration you have, but as I said before even physical, biological sex is NOT as cut and dry as male=xy chromosomes+born with penis and female=xx chromosomes+born with vagina because it does not always work that way and people who are intersex deserve the same level of care as people who are not intersex. For that matter, it’s also important to know if your patient is transgender and on hormones because then they also have risks that are unique to them. Basically, the “male or female” thing doesn’t cut it and I’m so sick of intersex people being erased in every aspect of daily life.
EDIT: I’m dumb and didn’t read the question the whole way through. At this point, honestly, the most efficient thing to do may be to just have a blank line under biological sex, offer more options, or specifically ask for chromosome configuration if that’s what they’re looking for because for the most part, people are assigned a gender based off of what their external genitals look like and that works for most of the population, but for, say, people with Androgen Insensitivity Syndrome and people with 5-Alpha-Reductase Deficiency their genitals may indicate one gender (people with complete AIS are born with vaginas and “normal” looking vulvae, but lack a uterus and instead have undescended testicles whereas people with 5-ARD may be born with typical male genitals, intersex genitals, or typical female genitals), but their chromosomes may indicate another (people with AIS and 5-ARD have XY chromosomes), so do you see what I mean by it being complicated sometimes?
My faith in pizza guys has gone up 123%
NO LET ME TELL YOU A STORY
So a few weeks ago I was in a hotel in Savannah with my grampa in the hospital next door, Mom was over staying with him, and the battery in the smoke detector went out so every 5 minutes it would let off this loud, high pitched ‘CHIRP’.
It was annoying as fuck, so I called the front desk to see if they had a battery for it, and they said the only thing they could do was change rooms. We’d already settled in for the night, and needed the next door rooms for my uncles the next day, so I said I’d deal. My uncles had my car in the next town over, so I couldn’t drive and get one myself.
An hour later, I’m ordering pizza and have gone insane because the damn thing CHIRPS. SO. MUCH.
So I begged the pizza guy on the phone to stop and get me a battery, told him I’d pay for the battery, and give him an extra tip for it, and he was chill with it. This adorable fucker gets to my room with the battery, opens it, asks to see the smoke detector, CLIMBS ON THE BED, CHANGES THE BATTERY FOR ME, and tests it.
My pizza was only 20 dollars, but I gave him 40 and told him to keep the change.
I am clearly not fully utilizing my pizza delivery person…..
What’s next pizza delivery hitmen
shout out to all the closeted/semi closeted trans/nonbinary/non-cis-IDing people starting school for the year
your identities are all valid no matter how many or few people you’ve come out to, you’ll do great (try your best that’s all we can ask), and I am so proud of all of you; you can do this ☆〜（ゝ。∂）